We’re in San Francisco and it just happens
to be international ice cream day. Which to me is pretty much every day. But we stopped everything, we were like,
we have to go for ice cream. So we’re at Humphry Slocombe which we heard
is some of the best in the whole city. And I guess this gigantic line up will
probably agree with us. I have some ice cream, I have some ice cream. You don’t have none. Blue Bottle Vietnamise coffee ice cream. That’s awesome. I got POG sorbet. Which is like passion fruit, orange
and guava I think. Wanna try it? I’d like to mention that Simon has
so much ice cream in his beard. It’s just like, all beard. I’m saving that for later. Hm, look at that. [S] You know what I like about ice cream? [M] Hm? [S] Ice cream. [M] A pretty good point you raise. Oh my god, Simon, you have like 80% ice cream.
This is just all ice cream. Take care of me, Ducky. [S] Suck my beard. [M] I’m not sucking- [S] Suck my beard! [M] No. I won’t be part of it. We’re in Noe Valley eating the best
subs in town at Subs Inc. Guys. Yours is on sourdough, right? I got sourdough and you got Dutch Crunch. I don’t even know what that means.
Can you see this? This is crazy. I needed like a quarter of a quarter of a quarter- [S] There’s bacon in this as well? Damn, girl.
[M] Really? What did you get? I got the turkey mustard avocado bacon. I got the- Mortadella ham salami provolone mustardy
Dutch Crunch goodness. Look at all that. Oh man. (sexy food porn shots music) [S] See this right here? Sourdourgh bread. Look at how crusty that is. Outside so hard, inside tender deliciousness. I haven’t had a good hard crusted bread
like this in ages. That was not a sexy shot. There’s no pretty way to eat this. [S] How does this camera look overhead? [S] Is there like Google Earth looking at us
right now? [M] I don’t know. And look, watch this. Ok? That’s just the back. The side. And I can actually look at the curb. Like as I’m driving, real time. [S] You’ll never be a bad paralel parker again. [M] We look like it’s a cartoon,
it’s what it looks like. [S] How can anybody ever get into
a car accident again using this? [M] Look, you can see the other car coming. Ok, everybody is saying, you know,
Blue Bottle coffee is really really good. But then when we came here,
we met a lot of Nasties and they suggested that we go
to Philz instead. They said it’s much better. So I’m really excited,
I’ve never even heard of it before. There’re like so many things to choose from here.
I don’t even know where to start. [M] Yes! [S] Philz Coffee. I got the strangest thing ever. I got the mojito iced coffee. Which has like a pile of mint at the bottom
and then it’s like two types of coffee on top of it. I got the one that has the most caffeine. I don’t understand why anyone thinks
that it has the most caffeine. For me it just seems like any other coffee
I’ve ever had. I feel totally ok. Hey, do you wanna go running?
I wanna go running. Coffee is made with speed. Hey, you know what’s great? You know what?
Meth. Meth is great. Hey, how- That tastes like coffee. Oh, what’s that? Gross. It’s not gross. You’re gross. [S] You’re gross. [M] You’re gross,
captain ice cream in your beard. Saving that as a sweetner for my coffee. I think if you’re not into coffee, this would be
the most overwhelming place on the planet. [M] I think you’d go in there- [S] Oh shit,
I actually did get my beard in there. [M] Oh no! [S] I did that as a joke. [M] Oh Simon, so gross! [S] Oh god,
I can’t drink this anymore. I didn’t think my beard went down that long. [M] Look at cows. [S] -Moo moos. [SZ] Hey guys, can you put some luggage in? I need
some help. [M] They’re all in this amazing house. [M] Oh my gosh. [SZ] I don’t need- [S] I know! And I didn’t know what sounds to make.
I was like- [S, M] “Apaca-paca-paca-paca”. [SZ] Guys! [M] Ducky. [S] I just miss you so much! Oh my god!
[SZ] I think it’s too heavy for me. [S] Ducky, please never be apart from me. [S] It would be perfect.
[SZ] I still need help. [M] Right? [S] -Mexican food together!
[M] What about In-N-Out Burger? [SZ] Whatevs. [S] I know this really good place! [M] Yeah? [S] Yeah. They give little hats, don’t they? [M] And I heard there’s like- [M] Roscoe’s waffles and chicken or something.
[SZ] There’re so many stairs in the house. [S] Roscoe’s chicken and waffles. [M] Yeah. [M] Yeah, I wanna try that too.
[S] Ok, we’ll do that. Oh Ducky, I miss you. She’s gone. And that’s how you avoid unpacking your luggage. It’s 11 pm on a Wednesday night. What better thing to do in L.A. than drive up for the best 1 dollar tacos
that this city has to offer. [S] Oh yeah. [M] Oh man. Ok, we ordered three different kinds. [S] The buches. [M] The buches, which is the cheeks. [S] Asadas. [M] Asadas, which is the basic,
I guess, beef one. [M] And we ordered these. [S] Oh my god. One dollar each. [S] Damn, I’d spend like 5 dollars each.
[M] That’s incredible. We have. We spent like 15 bucks on a stupid taco in Itaewon. [S] Ok. [M] Oh my god, I don’t know what I’m getting. Don’t you eat without me, young man. Don’t you- Even- [S] What are you doing?
[M] I’m gonna add some hot sauce. Oh hell you. How dare you? Oh yeah. Oh man, look at this perfect little mouthfull. Oh my gosh. Get out of here. The hot sauce is not joking. Where have you been all my life? Oh my god.