Knicks Don’t Lie: Halal vs. Chopped Cheese

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Willy: WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT? Lee: WHAT DID YOU SAY? Hardaway Jr.: WHO? Beasley: WHO? Sessions: KHALAL OR CHOPPED CHEESE? Joakim: HALAL OR CHOPPED CHEESE? Hardaway Jr.: WHAT’S THAT? Ron Burgandy: WHAT WAS THE FIRST ONE? Producer: HA-LAL Ron Burgandy: HELLO? Beasley: I’VE HEARD ABOUT A CHOPPED CHEESE SANDWICH EVERY DAY. I WAS IN BROOKLYN. Hardaway Jr.: I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT THOSE ARE. Lee: FROM MY REACTION, YOU CAN TELL I DON’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THEM. AND I’M LACTOSE INTOLERANT, SO I STAY AWAY FROM CHEESE. Beasley: WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT IT? WHAT IS A HALAL? Kanter: I WOULD PICK HALAL FOOD. FOR SURE. O’Quinn: LATE NIGHT I HAVEN’T TRIED THE HALAL BECAUSE THE ONE TIME I DID, THE TRUCK WAS CLOSED AND ANOTHER TIME THE LINE WAS JUST TOO LONG SO I GUESS I’M GONNA GO CHOPPED CHEESE BECAUSE I’VE HAD THAT BEFORE. Thomas: OOH I’M ALWAYS A CHOPPED CHEESE GUY. CHOPPED CHEESE FOR SURE. Beasley: I’VE TASTED IT. IT JUST TASTES LIKE A CHEESE SANDWICH. Sessions: HA-LAL. YOU KNOW, I’VE HEARD HEARD OF HA-LAL BUT I GUESS ME BEING A NEW YORKER, I’VE GOTTA DO SOME HOMEWORK ON “HOLA” AND CHOPPED CHEESE. Hardaway Jr.: HOW COME YOU GUYS DIDN’T SAY TRUCK FOOD? Beasley: OH! I WAS SAYING IT WRONG! “HURRAH”. HA-LAL. YEAH, I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT IS.

18 comments

  1. Chopped cheese is NOT a New York thing. It's a East Harlem thing. All these fake New Yorkers talking about "You're not from NYC if you never ate this sandwich." Well I was born and raised here and NEVER ate that bullshit.

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