(drumroll) – Alright, here we go,
new season, new coach, no more off the field drama. Just football. (National Anthem) Wait, why’s Kaepernick sitting? There it is. This Blaine Gabbert can do some stuff. Come on, this Blaine Gabbert
guy can’t do anything! Put in Kaepernick! This is it. Our season’s over after five weeks. Oh yeah yeah, listen up I got this app. You’re gonna love it. It’s like Airbnb, but for dogs. (National Anthem playing)
I got your back Kaepernick. Wow, our whole defense just retired. Gabbert, you suck. Oh yeah yeah, listen up, I got this app. You’re gonna love it. It’s like Tinder, but for dogs. Kaepernick’s in, alright here we go. He’s a good dude, got a strong arm. What, was that throw on purpose? Oh yeah I forgot, Kaepernick’s
a garbage quarterback. Maybe you should spend
less time protesting and more time practicing! Alright here we go,
good ol’ Blaine Gabbert. Now this guy knows how to manage a game. Oh yeah yeah, listen up you’re gonna love it. I got this app. It’s like Uber, but for dogs with bikes. Somebody already did that?