The Latest Presidential Candidate Is An Actual New York Billionaire

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LET’S TAKE A LOOK AT THE
HEADLINES, SOME BREAKING YOU NEWS IN THE WORLD OF POLITICS. IT LOOKS LIKE FORMER NEW YORK
CITY MAYOR AND BUSINESSMAN MICHAEL BLOOMBERG SERIOUSLY
CONSIDERING ENTERING THE DEMOCRATIC RACE FOR PRESIDENT
BECAUSE TODAY HE FILED INITIAL PAPERWORK TO ENTER THE PRIMARY. A NEW YORK BILLIONAIRE RUNNING
FOR PRESIDENT. (LAUGHTER)
LIKE AN ACTUAL BILLIONAIRE RUNNING FOR PRESIDE. WHERE DID HE GET THIS IDEA? NOW FOR ANY OF YOU ARE AREN’T
FAMILIAR, MICHAEL BLOOMBERG IS 77 YEARS OLD, OR AS THE TOP
DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATES CALL HIM, MIDDLE-AGED. AND IT COULD END UP AS TRUMP
VERSUS BLOOMBERG, YOU KNOW, MAYBE THIS IS HOW THEY GET RID
OF TRUMP. LIKE IN TERMINATOR TWO. THE ONLY WAY TO DEFEAT A
TERMINATOR IS WITH ANOTHER TERMINATOR. THE SAME APPLIES TO NEW YORK
BILLIOIRES. YOU KNOW, WHO KNOWS. MEANWHILE PRESIDENT TRUMP HELD
ANOTHER ONE OF HIS BIG CAMPAIGN RALLIES LAST NIGHT, THIS TIME IN
LOUISIANA. AND HE KICKED THINGS OFF BY
>>SO IS THERE ANY PLACE YOU WOULD RATHER BE THAN AT A TRUMP
RALLY ON A BEAUTIFUL, WONDERFUL, EVENING IN LOUISIANA LAUGH
(LAUGHTER).>>James: I MEAN I WOULD
RATHER BE IN A FIVE HOUR LINE AT THE DMV WITHOUT AIR
CONDITIONING, BUT THAT’S JUST ME. (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
DURING THE RALLY TRUMP BROUGHT SOME GUESTS ON STAGE INCLUDING
THE REALITY TV STAR FROM DUCK DYNASTY, AN HERE IS WHAT ONE OF
THEM HAD TO SAY.>>IF ARE YOU PROGOD, AND
PROAMERICA, AND PROGUN, AND PRODUCK HUNTING, THAT’S ALL I
WANT!>>James: WHAT? WHAT? HE LISTED– HE LISTED THREE BIG
THINGS, AND THEN ONE VERY SPECIFIC HOBBY. THAT IS LIKE SAYING IF YOU ARE
PROGOD, PROAMERICA, PROGUNS AND PROGLOW IN THE DARK MINIATURE
GOLF, THAT’S ALL I WANT. (LAUGHTER)
THE DUCK DYNASTY GUYS SUPPORT PRESIDENT TRUMP. AND IF TS INFLUENCES HOW
YOU’RE GOING TO VOTE, PLEASE WAIT UNTIL YOU HEAR WHO HONEY
BOO BOO IS ENDORSING, JUST SO YOU CAN MAKE AN INFORMED
DECISION, YOU KNOW. FOR THE MOST VIRAL MOMENT OF THE
RALLY WAS WHEN PRESIDENT TRUMP HAD LOUISIANA SENATOR JOHN
KENNEDY COME UP ON ON TO THE STA AND HE WASTED NO TIME ATTACKING
HOUSE SPEAKER NANCY PELOSI.>>I DON’T MEAN ANY DISRESPECT,
BUT IT MUST SUCK TO BE THAT DUMB. LAUGH LAUGH.>>James: WELL, THANK GOD HE
DIDN’T MEAN ANY DISRESPECT. (LAUGHTER)
YOU CAN’T JUST SAY I DON’T MEAN ANY DISRESPECT AND THEN SAY
SOMETHING UNBELIEVABLY DISRESPECTFUL. THAT IS LIKE IF I TURNED TO
STEVE AND SAID YOU KNOW, I WAS LIKE, I DON’T MEAN ANY
DISRESPECT BUT YOUR BEARD LOOKS LIKE IT WAS ABANDONED UNDER A
BRIDGE. (LAUGHTER)
NO DISRESPECT. AND FINALLY, HERE’S– HERE’S A
CRAZY STORY FROM MY HOMELAND, A TRUCK DRIVER IN ENGLAND RECENTLY
PULLED OVER AT A REST STOP. AND WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING,
THIEVES STOLE THE CONTENTS OF HIS TRUCK. AND THAT CONTENTS WAS ONE
MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF SEX TOYS. (LAUGHTER)
YES. THE THIEVES ARE DESCRIBED AS
ARMED AND JUST REALLY RELAXED. (LAUGHTER)
THEY TOOK A MILLION DOLLARS WORTH OF SEX TOYS. I DO FEEL SORRY FOR THE TRUCK
DRIVER BUT IT’S JUST NICE TO SEE PEOPLE WITHOUT DON’T WAIT UNTIL
THE LAST MINUTE TO DO THEIR CHRISTMAS SHOPPING. THIS IS A REALLY CREEPY CRIME. THE THIEVES ARE STILL AT LARGE,
BUT AUTHORITIES HAVE RELEASED A PHOTO OF ONE OF THESUSPECTS AND
I MUST WARN YOU IT IS DISTURBING. (LAUGHTER)
AGAIN, NO DISRESPECT. NO DISRESPECT.

25 comments

  1. All I am seeing is, Trump actually managing to run for President and Hit President on his first run is affecting the egos of the other billionaires who thinks he is an idiot. Now they also got something to prove and can't let Trump have one up on them.

  2. To: Petty Pettier Pettiest Pettily Pettiness Pettinesses Princess Jamekka Cordialness

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  3. Pro-gun!
    Trump reaction: 1:58
    Mass school shooting where little children are murdered.
    Trump reaction: My deepest sympathies, it is a sad day….

  4. The bastard is trying to destroy Warren or Bernies, the Jewish billionaires are scared of a Warren presidency, they hate paying taxes 😂😂

  5. As someone said on Twitter: "If you're a billionaire and considering running for president, consider just becoming Batman instead."

  6. Screw Bloomberg and screw his money! If we taxed away 75% of his money he could still wipe his butt with $100 bills for the rest of his life! Screw him and his money! The nomination is not for sale!

  7. Won't get my vote . To old, wastes money, and has no experience beyond mayor.
    We don't need yet more men with big bucks to tell me….

  8. Oh please no, no more of your kind. We want equality, justice and freedom. No more apex corporate billionaires who buy everything they want and pay emotionless cash to get their way.

  9. Funny that Warren goes instantly mad. He is no complete fool so he offers voters the opposite of what Warren emits. It's all about simple messages in the end.

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