The President Of The United States (Except Alaska!)

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  1. We need real caring Americans to run this country. I'm tired of this country looking weak because of lying and greedy politicians. Yes there are good politicians but they seriously need to step up and not be afraid of what others may think or say about them. As long as it represents the best of our country and its interests. This is a nation, with real people and real identities. We cannot expect other nations to take us seriously if we continue down this path. We have slept long enough, it is time to wake up and make a change.

  2. trump will sell alaska back to russia soon !!! he `d threatened kim jong un "big trouble " then un tested another missile and trump shut his mouth like an asshole just droped a poo-poo!! democracy is still functioning well under trump `s stupid administration . this orange bully is a real threat to the world …..keep the nuke code away from him …his dementia is persistent and getting worse by days .

  3. "Disorganized crime??" Let's put this one right up there with "alternative facts," "emotional truth," and all the rest!!–Tom Reilly

  4. Hate to say it, but there's NOTHING particularly unusual about this. CERTAINLY don't agree with it, but bribing and threatening Senators and Cingressmen/women to get their vote is par for the course in DC. Also, the President and Congress have bullied the states for YEARS, decades even.
    A favorite tactic of the Feds is to threaten to withhold federal highway funds because even the reddest of red states, places like Texas, Montana, Wyoming, and Appalachia, will almost always cave once THAT card is played. Back in the '70s (I think), they coerced the states into agreeing to a nationwide speed limit of 55 MPH using this tactic. Later, they forced the states to accept a national drinking age of 21 the same way. Similarly, hospitals are required by law to treat EVERYONE who comes into the ER with a genuine emergency because they lose their Medicare reimbursement if they don't, never mind that the government provides NO $ to cover the cost. Nearly EVERY qualifying hospital goes along because VERY few can afford THAT.

  5. The last time fellow Americans threatened the United States, they got their shit pushed in. Now they fly their traitor flags in remembrance of how much of a loser they are. 2nd Place, yee haw! I smell a repeat.

  6. Threatens to pull federal funding from California and New York. Now threatening Alaska. "You don't do what I want I will punish you" Man really is a facist dictator in training.

  7. It's not just Alaska; Donald Trump is willing to throw your entire country under the bus because his feelings are hurt.

  8. Obama might not have been the best president,(at least he was the best in short life time since 1998) but he at least was the very best at communication, honesty, good looks for a man in his late fourty's, and humor! He has the perfect personality to be a tip tier comedian. If he ever gets tired of speeches and wants to have fun with his latter life, in pay good money to see him in person, on stage, giving me a good laugh!

  9. All jokes aside, this is the really the end of the American democracy. We've got a Putin-sized hole in the White House.

  10. Murkowski is a badass though. She chairs the committee on Energy and Natural Resources, so she has indefinitely postponed decisions the Department of the Interior needs done. The official reasons is scheduling, but how much do you want to bet that they will suddenly have all this free time once Zine comes crawling to apologize.

  11. God, Trump and his Supporters are the biggest group of entitled sensitive pussies i've ever met, fucks sake.

  12. Ah, now I remember. She's the daughter of former Senator Frank Murkowski. He appointed her to the position when he resigned as Senator after being elected/inaugurated as Alaska's governor.

  13. Some close to the President are saying that because of Murkowskii's vote, Trump wants to sell Alaska back to Russia.

  14. "Mike Trout is 25 but he's so good that if he quit today, he'd be in the Hall of Fame. Donald Trump has only served 6 months but he's so bad that he's in the running for the worst president of all time"(wow) -Conservative Republican Columnist George Will

  15. just watched with my grandsons a 1994 VCR, The Little Rascals,Mischief Loves Company, and Donald Trump had cameo roll as rich kids father. Maybe much comedy could be made of the cover shot with Trumps cohorts, who change so often, it would need to be updated daily!

  16. just watched with my grandsons a 1994 VCR, The Little Rascals,Mischief Loves Company, and Donald Trump had cameo roll as rich kids father. Maybe much comedy could be made of the cover shot with Trumps cohorts, who change so often, it would need to be updated daily!

  17. just watched with my grandsons a 1994 VCR, The Little Rascals,Mischief Loves Company, and Donald Trump had cameo roll as rich kids father. Maybe much comedy could be made of the cover shot with Trumps cohorts, who change so often, it would need to be updated daily! hey please post this to Stephen Colbert thank you

  18. just watched with my grandsons a 1994 VCR, The Little Rascals,Mischief Loves Company, and Donald Trump had cameo roll as rich kids father. Maybe much comedy could be made of the cover shot with Trumps cohorts, who change so often, it would need to be updated daily! hey please post this to Stephen Colbert thank you

  19. Colebutt with out a doubt the dumbest mother flicker. You are not funny in fact you are a narrow minded moron. You should spend your dumbass monolog and your bigoted assine brain fodder on the slimy trails slugs as yourself leaves on American folks! Eat Shit.

  20. Actually Stephen, the proper interpretation of our state motto, which is in Greek not Latin, would be, "If needs be, kill the little bitches first!" Alaskans have a long history of ridding our gene pool of little bitches by dropping them off at a broke down bus in the middle of nowhere – where there are no bridges – and allowing Nature to run its course. On another matter, I would love to invite Trump on a camping trip to the great state of Alaska. Remember, we're the guys whose votes weren't even counted before you announced yourself president.

  21. "Is Trump really willing to throw an entire state under the bus because his feelings are hurt?"

    Time to have Bugs Bunny saw Alaska away.

  22. Trump truly is a shining example of democracy in action: Wins the election with record setting low approval ratings on a technicality, wants a list of everyone who didn't vote for him, and threatens his constituents when they disagree with him.

  23. Can someone translate "If you have to, eat the dogs" in latin ? It's a brillant motto ! I bet it will be useful in the very near futur.

  24. Somehow that seems like an empty threat. What is Trump going to do about it? Withhold federal funding to Alaska controlled by the executive branch? Is that even legal?

  25. Stephen colbert is about as dump as alec baldwin put the two together and you got a couple of idiots that do not know enough to have a show with out throwing stupid innuendos on the President Who is a better man that the two idiots Alex Baldwin and Stephen put together. Both would not make a pimple on a real man's ass.

  26. Man, Stephen's jacket doesn't fit him. Too tight in the stomach. The jacket shouldn't have those spider lines around the button.

  27. Lisa did NOT vote the way her constituents wanted. She was voted in as a Republican (some funny business with remote bush votes, but let's not get into that right now) and acts, votes, like a Dummycrate. In Alaska, we the majority of Conservatives are livid with her. I'm going to try to convince some Republicans to run for office as a Demo, act, walk ,talk, quack like a socialist duck, get elected then vote like a Conservative across the board on every policy. Let's see how that goes over. It would be an interesting social/political/ cultural experiment if the roles were acted out on the other side. It's not a bad idea, demo's have used this scam for decades. President Trump is savvy, he knows this is Lisa, NOT Alaska.

  28. Dear Canadians, Thank you for taking in the waves and waves of our free ranging crying Liberals and giving them a forever home! Pinky swear, we shall not want them back! They are all yours. Thank you, and God bless you and your Queen. You have treasure in heaven, just don't let them know or they'll try and spend that too! Good riddance, errrr.., I mean sorry to see you go. Sniff…sniff..

  29. It's Alaska, Im Alaskan. We do what we want and give zero thucks about what the lower 48 has to say, even more so when it comes to DC. We'll just keep doing up.

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