Tracy Morgan is Angry About the Knicks

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>>Jimmy: YOU LOOK FANTASTIC. >>THANK YOU. >>Jimmy: YOU LOOK REALLY GOOD. >>I FEEL BETTER. >>Jimmy: YOU FEEL BETTER, GOOD, I’M GLAD YOU DO. >>SO GOOD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ] KIMM KIMMEL!>>Jimmy: IS THAT AN ITALIAN HORN YOU’RE WEARING?>>THAT WAS TORN FROM A PITBULL IN THE PROJECTS.>>Jimmy: IS IT REALLY. [ LAUGHTER ] THEY HAVE HORNS?>>YEAH. THEY HAVE HORNS. >>Jimmy: I DIDN’T KNOW THAT. BY THE WAY, CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR NEW HOUSE. I HEARD YOU BOUGHT AN AMAZING BIG NEW HOUSE. >>YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. IT HAS AN ELEVATOR IN IT. >>Jimmy: REALLY. THAT’S WHEN YOU KNOW. >>I’M FROM THE PROJECTS ALL MY LIFE. I WANTED TO FEEL AT HOME SO I PEED IN THE ELEVATOR. [ LAUGHTER ] AND I DREW A PICTURE OF A PENIS ON THE WALL. THAT’S INFAMOUS IN EVERY PROJECT. >>Jimmy: WHICH WALL, WHERE DID YOU DRAW THAT?>>WHOLE WALL, BLACK MAN’S PENIS, FILLED THE WHOLE WALL.>>Jimmy: ANY PARTICULAR BLACK MAN? OR JUST A RANDOM SAMPLING? OH, YOURS. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: I SEE YOU AT KNICKS GAMES. >>OH, A FIASCO GOING ON IN NEW YORK. WITH CHARLES OAKLEY. >>Jimmy: I SAW THAT. >>DID YOU SEE THAT? COME ON. >>Jimmy: I THOUGHT THAT WAS A BUMMER. >>DID YOU SEE WHEN THE SECURITY GUARD PUSHED YOU DON’T PUSH OAKLEY. >>Jimmy: YEAH. >>EVERYBODY KNOWS HE THROW PUNCHES IN BUNCHES.>>Jimmy: CHARLES — >>YOU DON’T PUSH OAKLEY, YOU DON’T PUSH, WHAT WAS THE GUY THAT PAID FOR UTAH?>>Jimmy: THE GUY WHO PAID — KARL MALONE?>>YOU DON’T PUSH HIM EITHER. >>Jimmy: YOU DIDN’T PUSH KARL MALONE. >>HOPEFULLY HE’LL BEAT YOU UP, KARL MALONE BEAT YOU UP AND THEN SHOOT YOU.>>Jimmy: THEY BOTH KNOW HOW TO USE THEIR ELBOWS.>>YOU DON’T DO THAT. >>Jimmy: WERE YOU THERE WHEN THAT HAPPENED?>>I THINK I’M GOING TO BUY THE TEAM FROM DOLAN. >>Jimmy: THAT WOULD BE AMAZING. DO YOU HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY THAT YOU COULD BUY THE NEW YORK KNICKS? [ LAUGHTER ]>>YOU ACT LIKE I GOT HIT BY BOB’S DISCOUNT FURNITURE TRUCK. [ LAUGHTER ] [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]>>Jimmy: YOU DID NOT, FOR THE RECORD. YOU WERE NOT HIT BY A BOB’S DISCOUNT FURNITURE TRUCK. >>AFTER MY SETTLEMENT, EVERYTHING WENT UP A PENNY. [ LAUGHTER ]

47 comments

  1. I'm surprised Jimmy didn't do his Karl Malone impersonation when Tracy mentioned him. He used to do a funny one on KROQ

  2. He said I wanted to feel like I was at home so I pissed in my elevator lmaooo every elevator in New York smell like piss

  3. Like usual. A lot of jealous haters on here. Who cares whether he can buy the knicks or not. Just jokes you don't have to listen. Stop blaming others for your FAILED lives. Now thats funny. Hahaha

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