-One things we’ve always
been consistent about — from the first day ’til today —
is making fun of Bill de Blasio. -The city is dirty,
and it’s getting dirtier. One of my producers told me
just yesterday that he was
in a crowded subway car, and a man dropped his trousers and defecated
in the middle of the car. Every time I go,
under your mayorship, it is dirtier,
there’s filth on the sidewalks. Do you notice any of that? You endorse decriminalizing
public urination. You weakened the sanction
against public urination. Is defecating on the sidewalk
grounds to be arrested? This city smells like urine. -No.
-Do you notice that? -To protect all of us.
-You get free bodyguards. -No, no, no, no, no.
-I don’t. Don’t “no, no, no” me, Mr.
Mayor. -By definition,
if you’re a public servant — -You got bodyguards
living in your house. I know some of the bodyguards
living at your house. Will you pledge not to allow
your bodyguards to carry any weapon
that you would — -I won’t even have bodyguards.
-Oh, of course you will. -I don’t plan on having any.
-Yes, you will. -No, no, no. You don’t have
to have bodyguards. -Oh, yes you will.
-Are you — -They need in general. But assault weapons do not —
-Oh, okay. -The magnitude here
speaks otherwise. Again, let’s take —
-Can you name one? -I don’t play these games.
I don’t play these games. Here’s the question.
-It’s not a game. It’s a question. You are arguing across
what I’m saying. You’re ignoring what I’m saying.
-No. Any sense because I spent —
-It makes sense to me. How can you run a city
of eight million and run for President
at the same time? Like, honestly, how can you?
You Superman? How can you take an SUV
to the gym? -It’s a Chrysler Pacifica.
-It’s bugged me for years. -It’s a Pacifica.
-Yeah? -It’s a hybrid electric. -But should the climate have
to pay the cost for that? -Oh, come on. It’s a few miles,
and it’s handled. -“Oh, come on”? What do you mean?
“Oh, come on”? -If I took the
subway anywhere — -I’m gonna use that next time I get lectured
about climate change. “Oh, come on.”
-No, no, no, no, no. -I like that.